THE FUNERAL

A widow and her son were at the funeral of her husband and his father. The preacher began to talk about how great the man had been. He had been a great provider, a faithful husband, a loving father, a faithful christian, a model citizen.... His praises went on and on until finally the widow told her son, "Billy, go up there and see if we are in the wrong place. See if that's really your father in that coffin. It sure doesn't sound like it to me.